Newspeak....

Meanings are transitional to the right,
Their words are changelings in the night...
Once a liberal...metamorphosed...commie,
As through a trance from a swami...
Earned and promised SS checks
Are welfare...so the right objects.
Guns aren't the weapons we should ban,
It's games and movies we should can.
It's almost time that they will say
Black is white and night is day.

It Still Takes a Lot of Balls....

It's January 21st, 2013, and, even though there are at least 8 scheduled inaugural balls in the nation's capital, it will be the lowest number of balls in the past 60 years, due to our struggling economy, according to About.com, Washington, DC. But a mystery still remains: Where did the quote, "Balls said the Queen. If I had two I'd be king," originate?

They are really trying....

So, they had a "gun appreciation day,"
to counter bad karma at play...
they showed up en masse
to take on that task
and, instead, gave irony it's say.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/19/gun-show-shootings_n_2513057.html

Dancing on the Ceiling.

There was a old Mayan in DC,
who couldn't believe he did see,
Republicans thinking
the economy sinking
was as good as the END could be....

Same Old Same Old....

There was an NRA member in DC,
so manic to stop our VeePee,
from changing a thing,
in the way his guns sing,
that he said nothing new, tee-hee.