Donald the Trump was out on the stump
Feeding his hairy ego.
He claims there's no one in the land
Better built to go where he go.
"Stupid is as stupid does,"
Everyone else is painted.
To all he'd yell his famous phrase
"You're fired! And I be sainted!"
But just in case he has a chance,
And voters have fooled me before,
Let's pass a law that asks the POTUS
If the thing on his head might roar!