Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Lennon's Wrath of God....

Cleveland's Bishop Richard Lennon is casting lightening bolts and bullshit toward the Rev. Robert Marrone and his breakaway congregation. They leased a century old building at East 71st & Euclid to worship in after the Bishop closed their parish, St. Peter's in downtown Cleveland. At a time when this church needs men of integrity more than ever before, this priest has stood behind his congregation and jeopardized his eternal soul. The Bishop warned Rev. Marrone to resign within 48 hours or face "canonical action" (he's grabbing that lightening bolt). Marrone refused and undoubtedly is headed for Hell, where it's a little warmer than Cleveland. Bravo Rev. Marrone and power to the breakaways.  

Thursday, January 20, 2011

God is Good, Pastafarian...and tastes good, too.

I have found pictures of God posted on the following website:
I know Catholics, and probably many other religions, have sacred rites whereby, like communion, they eat their God. I'm Irish, but my heavens, a God of Italian flavor? How could one go wrong! Catholic hosts - the little wafer God-thingy they eat - are bland as hell and not filling at all. But just think how great it would be to munch on THE GREAT SPAGHETTI MONSTER! They may even have Holy Parmesan to sprinkle on top! And Holy Garlic Bread for dipping! This is the closest I have wanted to be to God in ages.... (Oooh, aged Holy Parmesan.)

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Clemency for Clemons....

Changing even one period in Huck Finn would be an obscenity and a slap in the face for Mark Twain. What is this need to revise history, to cleanse reality and make life fit better in a  right wing Christian's brain. Okay, I respect your beliefs and will fight to the death for your right to believe any crap you can pop out of your ass. But I won't let you make it LAW and I won't let you say something that happened did not happen, or say something that did not happen, happened. Reality is my line in the sand. Really.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Holy Mendacity....

Rep. Steve King, R-Iowa, tried to defend fellow Republicans against claims from Dems they lied about healthcare. In doing so in the House, he took umbrage that Republican mendacity was being challenged. Translation: "The Dems challenged our lies." They do have dictionaries in Iowa? For anyone unsure, Merriam-Webster defines mendacity below: