Thursday, January 20, 2011

God is Good, Pastafarian...and tastes good, too.

I have found pictures of God posted on the following website:
I know Catholics, and probably many other religions, have sacred rites whereby, like communion, they eat their God. I'm Irish, but my heavens, a God of Italian flavor? How could one go wrong! Catholic hosts - the little wafer God-thingy they eat - are bland as hell and not filling at all. But just think how great it would be to munch on THE GREAT SPAGHETTI MONSTER! They may even have Holy Parmesan to sprinkle on top! And Holy Garlic Bread for dipping! This is the closest I have wanted to be to God in ages.... (Oooh, aged Holy Parmesan.)

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